There was this Christian lady who had to do a lot
of traveling for her business so she did a lot of
flying. But flying made her nervous so she always
took her Bible along with her to read and it
helped relax her.
One time she was sitting next
to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he
gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was
After a while he turned to her and
asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in
there do you?"
The lady replied, "Of course I
do. It is the Bible."
He said, "Well, what
about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that,
it is in the Bible."
He asked, "Well, how do
you suppose he survived all that time inside the
The lady said, "Well, I don't really
know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man
"Then you can ask him,"
replied the lady.
--Mary Margaret Ramsey, Granmolly@aol.com
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