This one comes from outback Queensland, Australia where there is mucu rivalry between
"real men" who fly helicopters and "sissy" fixed wing pilots.
A Cessna 402 was having problems with his landing gear not indicating 3 green, and
was holding at a fairly remote town. The 402 pilot was getting agitate and everyone
was trying to be helpful.
Chopper pilot: "Errr...I'm 20 minutes away, but if you hold I can come by
and look at your airplane."
402 Pilot: "Look man, I'm not waiting 20 minutes for you to come and look at
Chopper pilot: "I don't want to look at it. I just want to see you land
--Jonathan Merridew, email@example.com
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