Santa Claus, upon trudging out to his sleigh for his annual night freight
trip around the world, was surprised to find a guy with a shotgun standing
next to his rig. Santa asked him why he was there. The man replied,
"I'm from the FAA, and this is an unscheduled 135 inspection. I'll ride
right seat." Santa responded, "With all due respects, sir, I've been doing
this flight for over 700 years -- but if you insist, well, let's go." As
they both climbed into the sleigh, Santa noticed that the FAA inspector
brought his shotgun along with him, placing it in his lap, with his
finger on the trigger. Santa queried, "What's the shotgun for?" To which
the FAA inspector grumbled, "You're going to lose two on takeoff..."
Q. Why did Santa Claus ask Rudolf to lead his sleigh team?
A. Rudolf was the only one who was IFR current.
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