One warm and beautiful spring day Pierre and his
lovely girlfriend were sitting alongside the River
Seine in Paris enjoying a picnic lunch.
After lunch, Pierre became aroused and decided to entice
Marie into a little fourplay. As they were
kissing, Marie became increasingly excited and she
said to Pierre, "Oh Pierre kiss me."
So Pierre pulls out a bottle of red wine from the basket and
pours it on Marie's lips and she asks, "Why do you
do this strange thing Pierre?" He calmly and
smoothly replies. "My name is Pierre the French
fighter pilot and when I have red meat, I like to
have red wine."
As Marie is becoming more and more aroused she says, "Oh Pierre kiss me lower!"
To which Pierre obliges her and begins to kiss on
her breasts. Without hesitation Pierre reaches for
the basket and pulls out a bottle of white wine
and pours it on her breasts. "Why Pierre?" she
asks, to which he calmly replies, "My name is
Pierre the French Fighter Pilot and when I have
white meat, I like to have white wine."
She cannot hold herself back any longer and she tells
him, "Oh Pierre kiss me lower!" Suddenly Pierre
pulls out a bottle of Cognac, pours it on her bush
and lights it on fire. Marie screams at the top of
her lungs, "Why Pierre, why?" To which Pierre
calmly replies, "My name is Pierre the French
Fighter pilot and when I go down, I go down in
--Darcy McMahon, firstname.lastname@example.org
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