Some our pilots at America West hadn't seen
too much of winter soprts, flying out of the
desert southwest and all. Well, one of our
captains finally flew to LGA a few winters ago.
The arrival routing brings us across several
frozen lakes in western NJ and he could see people
Being a BIG bass fisherman he
decided to check this out.
After a large order
with Cabella's he had all of the "necessary"
equipment. He moved all of this junk onto the
ice, set up the tent and fired up the power auger.
As ice chips began to fly a voice echoed around
him. "There are no fish under the ice." He
looked around and could see no one anywhere on the
ice. Shrugging his sholders he set back to work.
Again the echoing voice, "I said, there are no
fish under the ice." He looked about, still no
one in sight, then he looked up. "God?" The
voice echoed again, "No, this is the rick
--Jeff Baum, Vbaum@Wyoming.com
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