A fighter pilot goes to a bar after a good days flying. Whilst there he
meets a young, attractive and available lady. She is charmed by his
tales of aerial combat, high speed flight, and death defying feats. The
inevitable happens and they slip away to somewhere more comfortable for
an evenings intimate entertainment.
Much later that night the pilot drives home to his long suffering wife. On the way he
puts on his oxygen mask and draws the straps up as tight as they will go. When he gets
home he removes the mask and bravely enters the house. Immediately he tells
the wife exactly and honestly what he has been up to that evening. She
replies: "Do not lie to me, I can see you have been flying that damned
airplane yet again".
--Neil Hutton, firstname.lastname@example.org
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