On a flight to New York the flight attendant said to a lady sitting in first class,
"Mame, I'm affraid you'll have to sit in the back since you have a coach ticket."
The lady responded, "Listen, I'm a beautiful blonde, I'm going to NY, and I'm
sitting in first class."
The two argued for a while but finally the flight attendant went and got the first
officer - who came and said, "Mame, I'm affraid you'll have to move into the coach
section since you have a coach ticket".
To which she replied, "Listen, sir, I'm a beautiful blonde, I'm going to NY,
and I'm sitting in first class."
After they argued for a while the first officer gave up and went to get the Captain
who said, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a beautiful blonde." So -
the Captain went right up to her, whispered in her ear, after which she got right up
and moved into the coach section.
Both the flight attendant and first officer were shocked and asked the Captain -
"I don't get it sir. What did you say to make her move back to coach."
To which the Captain said, "Oh that was easy, I just told her
first class wasn't going to NY!"
--Whit McLamore, McLamore1@AOL.com
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