Airline passengers can be very demanding and hard to please...hence the following
Miami to New York is always a tough audience. Everyone who boards the plane
wants cards, kiddie books, and anything that is "free". One passenger
asked for everything that wasn't nailed down, and just couldn't be placated, so when
the meals were served, it wasn't a surprise that he tugged on the flight
attendant's apron while she was serving coffee with the following complaint.
Pax: "Oh, miss, miss...this steak...it's such a bad steak...I can't eat this
steak...I've never had such a bad steak."
F/A: "I'm sorry sir, let me see if I can take care of that steak for
you." The F/A put her coffee pot and tray on the floor, picked up the steak
from the passenger's plate and proceeded to spank it while saying, "Bad steak,
bad steak!" She put the steak back on the stunned passenger's plate and said,
"I'm sure it will behave now, sir." Picked up her coffee pot and went on
through the cabin.
The bewildered passenger never said another word for the rest of the flight!
--Sharon Graves, SGraves423@aol.com
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