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A journalist was doing an report on the reputed
sexual prowess of Naval aviators. As part of her
investigation she was interviewing an older
captain, supposedly one of the most 'active' of
all the pilots. The journalist asked, "When
was the last time you had sex?" "Nineteen
fifty-six," the captain responded after some
thought. "Excuse me sir, but from what
everyone says about your abilities, that sure
seems like a long time since you've had sex" the
journalist responded. The captain shrugged.
"Well, it's only twenty thirty-three now," he
said, checking his watch.
--Dan Scharf, dscharf@umich.edu
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