Commandments of Helicopter Flying.

• He who inspecteth not his aircraft giveth his angels cause to concern him.
• Hallowed is thy airflow across thy disc restoring thine Translational Lift.
• Let infinite discretion govern thy movement near the ground, for vast is the area of destruction.
• Blessed is he who strives to retain his standards, for without them he shall surely perish.
• Thou shalt maintain thy speed whilst between ten and four hundred feet lest the earth rise and smite thee.
• Thou shall not make trial of thy centre of gravity lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.
• Thou shalt not let thy confidence exceed thy ability, for broad is the way to destruction.
• He that doeth his approach and alloweth the wind to turn behind him shall surely make restitution.
• He who alloweth his tail rotor to catch in the thorns curseth his childrens children.
• Observe thou this parable lest on the morrow thy friends mourn thee.

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