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While working is Stuttgart, Germany, in 1979 I had the opportunity to ride in and talk to the crew of the Goodyear Blimp N2A. They related the following story:

On trips from Spain where they were based they often crossed through Paris air space. Occassionally they would be asked to hold over certain points such as VORs, etc. They would then locate that point, stear the blimp directly over it, turn into the wind and cancel its speed with their engine thrust. Then they would call Paris ATC and say that they were holding over said point and wait. After a long pause the puzzled voice of the controller would ask, "Ugh...N2A what type of aircraft are you?"

--Kenneth R. Mintz, KMINTZ@worldnet.att.net

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